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Re: Get to the other side

Postby IonicGecko on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:09 pm

Yeah. And that just helps confirm it. :mrgreen:
Yeah, it's a little dirty. Blame the dog, he shoved it up his ass.
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Re: Get to the other side

Postby Fellstorm on Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:32 pm

HAHAHA! SHOOP DA WHOOP!

Then you can always fill the space between with dumb-asses :mrgreen:
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Postby hectorloshuk on Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:48 pm

Seems your face has to fit before you can post.

Obviously mind doesnt.

Oh, well, what a pity, never mind. I shant lose over it, but then theyre not likely to slag me off because they dont really know me
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